If there’s one thing that Thailand knows how to do right it’s festivals. All throughout the year there’s always something wicked sweet going on in at least one region of the country and it’s almost always guaranteed to be a good time. There’s the Ghost festival in Isaan that happened earlier this year or the Lantern festival that’s taking place later this month up north but the only issue is that living so far south kind of isolates me from a lot of cool stuff. That’s why when I heard about the Vegetarian festival that takes place in Phuket just a quick 6 hour bus trip from my home I was immediately up for the adventure. At first I assumed that the festival centered around the consumption of a purely vegetarian diet but I was pleased to discover that there’s much more to it than just that. Volunteers from previous groups had filled my head up with gruesome descriptions of Thai men and women performing bloody acts of self mutilation then marching in a procession through the streets that lasts all morning. At that point I was sold and just a few weeks ago I was able to finally cross this event off of my bucket list.
The festival goes on for nine days and through its duration there are dozens of events that take place all with their own significance and meaning. If this is something that interests you I highly recommend doing some research into it cause it’s really neat stuff. But if you’re just here for the short and sweet version; basically the origins of this festival date back all the way to the 19th century when there was a huge population of Chinese tin miners working in Phuket. The story goes there was a traveling opera company from China that came to entertain the miners but they all became gravely ill during their stay. They deduced that quite some time had passed since they had last honored their Gods so they figured it was time to hop to it and hope that it would sort things out. For nine days each member of the traveling opera troupe kept to a strict vegetarian diet and performed religious rites that they had neglected to do. At the end of the nine days every member of the opera troupe was cured and word spread so much that over time more and more people began to celebrate and honor the Gods during this same time every year.
Nowadays the festival is most well known for its gruesome displays of self mutilation that go on for the entirety of the nine day celebration. I’m not exactly sure how the transition was made from a nine day meat fast into what is essential a parade of grotesqueness but however it came about it sure does make for a captivating scene. There are special individuals called Ma Songs (which loosely translates to “spiritual vessel”) who are believed to have their bodies taken over by the Gods during the ceremony. Once a Ma Song’s body has become a vessel they will impale their cheeks, tongues, and other body parts with various objects which all have some sort of significance to the Ma Song. The people believe that this act absolves the individual of any past wrongdoings either in their current life or in a past life. Other people will also make offerings to these Ma Songs in hopes that their own past wrongdoings will be forgiven. It’s said that the Ma Songs feel no pain during the process of mutilation because their bodies are inhabited by the Gods and the individual is in fact not in control of their bodies at all.
I came into this experience knowing very little aside from the fact that there would be gruesome sights and tasty vegetarian treats but I became absolutely fascinated by the Ma Songs. When everything was explained to me about how the Ma Songs are taken over during the festival I was skeptical to say the least. Logically it didn’t seem possible to me that all of these people just happened to have their bodies taken over by the Gods at the same time in the same place all for the same festival. After witnessing it in person though I must say I’m not sure it’s entirely outside the realm of possibility. I mean sure, a huge factor of this is the participating Ma Song’s willingness and openness to the whole endeavor and once you get a whole group of like-minded individuals together all behaving in the same way it encourages and intensifies the behavior.
Even so upon arriving to the temple one early morning to witness the start of the procession where all of the Ma Songs begin to have their bodies overtaken by the Gods I saw a lot of strange sites. The Ma Songs, prior to being skewered to high hell, would move about the temple in rapidly fluctuating speeds slamming their hands and feet on surfaces while hooting and hollering at nothing in particular. Their eyes would be vacant or rolled back into their heads and their torsos would rock back and forth if they sat down. The strangest and most inexplicable part is that some of the Ma Songs would start speaking Chinese despite claims that prior to being inhabited by the Gods they lacked this ability. It’s truly a bizarre spectacle to be sure, one that’s infinitely better in person compared to reading my second hand account. I won’t say that this experience made me a believer in Gods or spirits but it was definitely some compelling evidence. I thoroughly enjoyed my time here and definitely hope to come back again some day to experience it again, if not for the wicked sweet body mutilation then for the endless supply of delectable vegetarian cuisine which ended up consisting primarily of fried foods.
But hey, I’m not complaining.